inhalexhal3:

making someone cum is so much fun

spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via shroomfairy)

Very very veheeeeery relatable.

(via spiritanimal-omnom)

(Source: blythebrooklyn)